clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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