4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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