i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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