Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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