Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
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Goodbee
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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