69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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