when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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