Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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