You work out of a Hotel?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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