I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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