Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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