Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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