I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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