when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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