is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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