ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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