at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Slut skills are useful in every country.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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