like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
Randomize
