Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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