im about as happy as oj after his trial
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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