Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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