i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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