he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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