I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
