i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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