Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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