"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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