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Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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