Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
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