I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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