Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
