That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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