I'm gonna have a badass scar
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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