Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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