I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
we're making bets on your personal life
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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