I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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