Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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