i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Is it because I queefed?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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