I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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