i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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