So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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