Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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