Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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