4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
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