Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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