the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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