If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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