Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Everyone says I win the strip club
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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