And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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