Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
