So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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