I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
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