And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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